Fruits expanded

I want to base a movie on my fruits drawing.

Think Chocolat, but with fruits. Jim Carrey plays the new person in town, who warms the hearts of the stark fishermen and disillusioned housewifes, with his southern charms and easygoing attitude to sex and children.

Fruits

The joke behind this picture doesn't translate into neither writing nor English...

"We don't take kindly to your kinda type around here."